In case you’ve been living safely indoors your entire life, let me tell you something: birds are assholes. They might seem small. They might come off as innocent. But they sure as hell are not. The minute you think you’re safe, that’s when they’ll get you. Before you venture out into that Hitchcockian nightmare that is the outside world, take a look at these photos and GIFs to see what you could be getting yourself into.
(h/t The Chive)
And to further prove the point that birds are assholes, check out what This Sparrow Does To This Poor Pigeon.