Happy Halloween, Ghouls and Gals. It’s the most terrifying time of the year. Every bed has a monster under it, vampires are popping out of the closet, every shadow is hiding a cursed mummy. But the spookiest, most horrifying nightmare of all is definitely this candy corn pizza that has gone viral on Twitter.
Posted by user @TheRealAsswolf, the candy corn pizza it’s comprised of a DiGiorno pizza and what looks like an entire bag of seasonal candy corn.
They captioned it with, “Tis the season my dudes,” by which I think they mean, “Tis the season to make everyone sick with fear and revulsion.”
Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
It is a pretty funny idea: celebrate every holiday with a DiGiorno! But actually seeing it is a different matter. People are reacting with visceral disgust to the pictures, and also spreading them far and wide, so more people see it. Isn’t that the plot of The Ring, kinda?
To those of you that think 🍍 on 🍕 is a bad idea.
Look at this shit!
Yes that’s candy corn on 🍕
Discuss.😉😁😁 pic.twitter.com/OsbbdDXE2D— Benthere And Back (@benthar6) September 18, 2017
someone took time out their life and career to make candy. corn. pizza. pic.twitter.com/k2Rnon03LW
— whitty huton (@cyberspacedork) September 21, 2017
The candy corn debate is almost as intense as the pineapple on pizza debate
— louise (@sormillon_bucks) September 10, 2017
I just keep thinking about that candy corn pizza
— Top Surgery: 7 days remain ⏳ (@Spectrelope) September 21, 2017
Even DiGiorno has seen these tweets. Companies usually want to celebrate anything that promotes their product, but it seems like candy corn pizza is a promotion too far:
If y'all want the recipe I am giving it away for free
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
https://twitter.com/HoosierFooDog/status/909882292486549504
Billion probably.
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) September 18, 2017
They’re not happy with how people are abusing their ability to make pizza at home. Shoulda thought of that before, DiGiorno. Now we’re all being tormented!
First it was pineapple on pizza.
Then it was pizza in milk.
Then it was pizza and peeps.
Now it's candy corn on pizza.😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) September 18, 2017
The OP admitted that they did try the pizza, it wasn’t just a visual stunt. The reviews are in:
Artesanal pic.twitter.com/cAwCYvdNdp
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 20, 2017
I ate 3 pieces and became slightly I'll from the sugar
— ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017
Heed this warning: candy corn pizza will make you feel slightly sick, just like everything else that happens on Halloween. So, in a way, it’s perfect.
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