We all like our pizzas a different way.
Some of are more traditional and satisfied with simply cheese and pepperoni.
Others like to kick it up a bit with items that are a little more exotic.
Either way, when we order the pizza, we typically don’t have to go into extreme detail about exactly what we want.
That clearly wasn’t the case here.
This customer’s special request is so elaborate that the print out can give a CVS receipt a run for its money as far as length goes.
At least the rant is pretty entertaining.
I don’t know. Maybe next time save a few trees and just call your order in?
And always remember that The Only Receipts Worth Keeping Are Funny Receipts Like These.