Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the best tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
Jesus, look at the size of this chicken pic.twitter.com/QUv2GykEeY
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) March 20, 2017
“I want to talk into a penis” – inventor of the microphone.
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) March 13, 2017
Lucy, outnumbered by cats. pic.twitter.com/2J8x9dbnNz
— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) March 17, 2017
TSA agent (checking my ID): “Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!”
Her: “Cool, I wonder what he’s up to these days”
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) March 21, 2017
Is this 2 dicks or 4 dicks? The way his hands are moving up and down makes me think it’s 4 dicks. pic.twitter.com/8PPRPWHpOE
— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) March 21, 2017
did…did a goose write this. pic.twitter.com/mD16GysAMC
— Rosaleen (@olenskae) March 19, 2017
“… and I’m giving it to a guy who doesn’t even want it!” pic.twitter.com/tE3K2IWfUF
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 22, 2017
I feel like this is super important pic.twitter.com/l7ZSHvnK4M
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) March 20, 2017
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me: SQUARESPACE—THE ALL IN ONE PLATFORM THAT LETS YOU CREATE A BEAUTIFUL WEBSITE pic.twitter.com/jL9cWgW3PY
— elena yip (@elena_yip) March 21, 2017
TOMI LAHREN: nazis are good
THE BLAZE: we love you, tomi
TOMI LAHREN: I’m pro-choice
THE BLAZE: get out of here you disgusting slut monster
— eric (@ericsshadow) March 21, 2017
So annoying how my milk always spoils too fast pic.twitter.com/8io6F0jqFM
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) March 22, 2017
Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006? pic.twitter.com/Z0tmKIpBtN
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 20, 2017
— tom (@worldspleasure) March 20, 2017
Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry.
Donald Trump misspelled “tap.”
Not exactly a meeting of the minds. pic.twitter.com/9oBSwk6eDy
— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) March 17, 2017
Took my Goddaughter to meet the pope. She stole his hat! pic.twitter.com/SdSorop3uN
— Mountain Butorac (@MountainButorac) March 22, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s most hilarious tweets.