Twitter is truly an amazing place.
When you peel back the layers (…and layers…and layers…) of Twitter, what we see is that it’s a place of novel ideas, handy life tips, and profound life truths.
Here are 36 of them:
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Damn hitting a bong uses all four elements
— fairlady (@k0mikazi) November 16, 2018
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is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
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your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
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when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark pic.twitter.com/BzBYYc5aGV
— RUBY ♡ RØSE (@rubexcubex) February 18, 2019
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Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— jp (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
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Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
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everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Meech (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
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what if u spelled jeff like jephph
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) March 31, 2018
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what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
— Shóna Kelly (@shona_kelly_) November 28, 2018
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do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀neyda🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
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THIS ONE pic.twitter.com/kohxQsQXiX
— 𝒥𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓎𝓊𝒽 (@gothmoth69) December 18, 2019
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Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
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Today’s tea:
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you don’t hate /
Nickelback / |
you just do /____|
as your /
told /
___________/— Edgar Momplaisir (@edgarmomplaisir) February 13, 2019
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I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 13, 2019
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Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
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bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches.
— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) February 11, 2019
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i just read something like 'hey you know how long 2018 has been? we had an olympics this year and everybody forgot about it.'
and i just stared off into the distance like
— Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus) November 25, 2018
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YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Torrence De los Santos (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
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Anxiety is just spicy thoughts
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) October 18, 2018
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One time at a party sophomore year I asked a guy if I could hit his vape and he said “this is my insulin pen, I have diabetes” and I think about it everyday
— Anna Fox (@AnnaMichelleFox) October 1, 2018
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why did US schools teach us how to square dance in the fourth grade what was the reason
— deobi (@touroflove) November 17, 2018
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Adulthood is just saying “if I can just get through this week” over and over again until you die.
— Amy Who? (@amywhodigital) February 6, 2019
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my conversations w literally anyone:
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⚪️— kylie (@midairlove) February 5, 2019
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I'm a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 3, 2019
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how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll
— ♱ allie ♱ (@thholyghost) October 16, 2018
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The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
— GoHomeRoger (@___WreckitRalph) January 27, 2019
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Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: pic.twitter.com/kR5yvvMqU7
— ᴍᴄᴍxᴄᴠɪ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
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— Alex Russo’s Daddy Voted BIDEN (@SadSiren_) December 19, 2019
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TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP
4- we hang out
3- we can travel together
2- I would take a bullet for you
1- I will speak to you on phone— emery lord (@emerylord) March 20, 2017
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I’m just a girl
Sitting in front of a computer
Holding a phone
Which is open to the same website as the computer I’m sitting in front of.
— Allison Tolman (@Allison_Tolman) May 24, 2018