Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the funniest tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the top tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
If you lie down on the floor in McDonald’s you get to meet the manager
— Shawn (@online_shawn) October 30, 2015
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) April 20, 2017
ME: ill have the fish & chips
MERMAID: are u serious?
MERMAID: *tries to storm off but ends up just flopping around a bit*
— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) April 18, 2017
GENIE: you have three wishes
ME: wow ok gimme a second
GENIE: sure if that’s your wish
ME: be quiet
— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) April 17, 2017
We should just put the White House on airbnb for 3 million a weekend.
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) April 14, 2017
Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant so every man should probably shut up about everything forever.
— Travon Free (@Travon) April 19, 2017
When the foto is perfect for the caption pic.twitter.com/HZ0BrQdDhG
— Lucas Neff (@RealLucasNeff) April 17, 2017
The Big Short (2015) pic.twitter.com/uiZ7SV6TfF
— ghost mutt (@danielkrby) April 19, 2017
THIS GUY AT MY SCHOOL GOT ATTACKED. THIS SIGN HAS BEEN UP FOR SO LONG IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/Vd6v6njLcf
— jamie corbett (@justjamiie) April 18, 2017
The official White House Snapchat page just called Betsy DeVos ‘Secretary of Educatuon’. pic.twitter.com/XKD18VvLyq
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 17, 2017
Elon Musk’s full name is Elongated Muskrat
— jerm himselfish (@JermHimselfish) April 17, 2017
FUCK MARRY KILL:
1. someone u wanna fuck
2. someone u wanna marry
3. me, pleas
— grean bean (@misandrism) April 16, 2017
Barack Obama is an Instagram Husband pic.twitter.com/OouLr7bjT2
— Madeline Hill (@mad_hill) April 16, 2017
*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 15, 2017
Please don’t nuke us, and especially don’t nuke Coachella, which has the coordinates 33.6803° N, 116.1739° W.
— Shane Nickerson (@shanenickerson) April 15, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s funniest tweets.