OK, Mother Nature. I give up. There is absolutely nothing normal about this.
I didn’t spend all of that time with my See ‘n Say as a young lad to teach myself the appropriate sound that goes with the appropriate animal only to have you come and completely shake things up thirty plus years later.
No. I will not allow this. I will watch and laugh momentarily as this bird barks like a dog, but I refuse to give into any more of your mind games after that. You hear me, Mother Nature? Cut this shit out.
(via Po Carai)
Oh, and Here’s A Parrot That Sings Rihanna Better Than Rihanna.