23 Utterly Perfect Responses To Neighbors Having Noisy Sex

If you’ve ever lived in a college dorm or apartment, you’ve probably heard your next door neighbors having sex.

Not on purpose, of course.

Unless it was on purpose, in which case, kinda creepy, but technically not illegal so you do you.

Point is, sometimes you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep and it sucks when the only thing separating you from Miss Probably Faking It is a 1/2 inch of gypsum. 

These hilariously passive-aggressive (and aggressive-aggressive) neighbors can relate…

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2. In case you can’t read the small print it says “Yes, we heard you fucked his best friend.”

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