16.
https://twitter.com/aebxo/status/1123346567405146113
17.
My internal organs when I wear high waisted jeans. pic.twitter.com/Ccps8ZrNGn
— Jen Lap, MA (yes actually) (@jenlapcomedy) May 1, 2019
18.
Tim Cook looks amazing pic.twitter.com/5LNDYFjoiT
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) May 2, 2019
19.
i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019
20.
FACT: NOT NOBODY is waiting for your response on LinkedIn
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 30, 2019
21.
https://twitter.com/dpezzicola/status/1124385815663194112
22.
Coworker: Please can you-
Me, finished for the day: pic.twitter.com/ovEZBaYo1O
— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) May 2, 2019
23.
https://twitter.com/a6igai1/status/1120885286324637696
24.
No one hates my love of 90s alt rock music more than my daughter Glycerine.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) May 4, 2019
25.
When you flip the pillow and you lay your head on the cold side https://t.co/eOcZXMbsyF
— GØHAN (@sandavidcito) May 2, 2019
26.
Take 👏 the 👏 hats 👏 off 👏 the 👏 spectators 👏 and 👏 put 👏 them 👏 on 👏 the 👏 horses
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 4, 2019
27.
*shows up 45 minutes late for my interview to be a cable installer*
Interviewer: “You’re hired.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 1, 2019
28.
https://twitter.com/keaganaintshit/status/1123797684379369475
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Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019