49 Hilarious Record-Scratch Comments With Twist Endings We Definitely Didn’t See Coming

Occasionally, I feel like I have a dirty mind. But then I look at the internet, and I realize I’m actually normal. In fact, it’s the content that’s making me feel dirty.

These innocent posts that suddenly turn raunchy mimic exactly how I feel looking at anything online. I’ll laugh, I’ll cry, I’ll realize the only things that make me laugh and cry are filthy or dark jokes.

The posts featured in this list taking sharp turns.

Frankly, you should steel yourself. They’re not going where you think they’re going. These posts are seemingly innocent, and then you say to yourself “Hol up. Did I read that right?” Yes, you did.

Here are some seemingly innocent posts that actually made us say “hol up!”


1. Pig begins at conception.

2. Buy me dinner first, textbook.

3. Imagine the worst DUI imaginable. 

4. Elon is really turning the business around.

5. “Goo goo ga ga” that’s all you got?

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11. An easy test you can do at home.

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12. That came out wrong.

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13. Very true.

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14. You don’t understand what I’m saying…

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15. Think of the children I’m raising.

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16. Which one is the most badass?

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17. I’m scared now.

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18. Narrow it down, please.

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19. Do you know who you’re dealing with? A poor.

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20. Garfield finally got his.

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21. Doing the job no one hired him to do.

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22. Right there with you, kid.

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23. I can’t unsee this.

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24. And I… oop!

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25. Grandma liked the joke.

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26. You will be dealt with if you tweet this.

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27. The good life.

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28. He’s trying his best.

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29. The art lives on.

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30. College tuition is probably covered now, I guess?

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31. It’s important to remember this lesson.

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32. Seems like Jimmy is upset.

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33. Oh no.

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34. Helping hands.

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35. We’re just trying to see a good game, guys.

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36. They said it couldn’t be done, but Dave proved them all wrong.

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37. You want what now?

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38. She sounds so thoughtful.

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39. “It finally happened.”

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40. Count em up!

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41. Wait until he’s a teenager, then he REALLY won’t tell you he loves you.

42. We’ll build anything that doesn’t need to be built, won’t we?

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43. I… still see another answer.

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44. Careful what you wish for.

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45. Getting to yes.

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46. Just when you thought you were safe.

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47. Infinite money!

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