Someone Adopt This Asshole Kitten Before I Do It Myself

If you think honesty is the best policy, then boy is this ad for you.

Someone found an adorable kitten in a ditch and rescued him, but very quickly discovered that the cute little guy was an absolute terror.

So, the person who found him is desperately trying to find a new home for the pint-sized monster on Craigslist.

The entire ad serves as a hilariously epic tale of what will forever be known on the Internet as Ditch Kitty.

Read the whole thing for yourself and then just try to tell me that you don’t kinda sorta maybe want to adopt him despite all of the warnings.

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