Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some very funny tweets from long ago.
Either way, please enjoy this extra special dose of 15 of the funniest tweets we saw this week that are entirely Trump-free.
Its ridiculous but when I start against the Mets I’m very aware that Jerry Seinfeld’s mood is in my hands.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) June 21, 2017
my brain is 85% song lyrics and 15% concentrated power of will
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) October 24, 2015
Me: good night
Brain: good night
B: hey who was that actor in that movi-
M: i’ve already got IMDB open
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 7, 2017
(banging on car window of girl in parking lot putting on makeup); you don’t need that. You’re beautiful naturally. (Trying to open door)
— Pal (@unsuiii) June 21, 2017
This dog followed the google earth guy pic.twitter.com/8TD3buLh30
— sam (@samjhewett) June 17, 2017
[eating pineapple until my mouth hurts] is this bdsm
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) June 20, 2017
Mathematically speaking, you or someone you know will eventually portray Peter Parker in a Spider-Man reboot within the next 15 years.
— 🌈Lisa Marie🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) June 20, 2017
For sale: 2 tickets to the gun show, never used
— Mayor P (@punmagnate) June 20, 2017
Do humans like being eaten alive? Sharks in new survey say yes. pic.twitter.com/WQtNWYjzPy
— summer goth (@NicCageMatch) June 20, 2017
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle pic.twitter.com/29z3x8pUXv
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) June 20, 2017
I saved 15 per
cent on my insurance by
switching to haiku.
— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) June 6, 2017
Reverse that. pic.twitter.com/G1Ljdk9sFL
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) June 17, 2017
*clap clap* – Lights turn on
*turn on tv to watch an episode of friends* – Lights turn off and on again
— Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) June 17, 2017
ANT 911: What’s ur emergency
ANT: I lost my place in line
ANT 911: Ok just calmly-
ANT: I’M CARRYING A HUGE CRUMB
ANT 911: OMG
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 20, 2017
Uber is going to choose a new CEO in 4 minutes. Now 5 minutes. Shit now it’s 11 minutes away, why is it going in the opposite direction
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 21, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out these very funny tweets from last week.