Come children, sit by grandpa and let him tell you the tale of a snapping turtle named Frank.
Or rather, let Reddit user Miakoda tell you.
Frank the Snapping Turtle wandered off from his pond where he met a couple of humans who offered to help him find his way back.
It’s a Disney movie in the making, right?
Because as you’ll see, Frank is a total cranky dick face.
Here’s how the tale of Frank the Snapping Turtle went down:
I feel like Frank would probably get along quite well with This Dog Who Is Clearly Not A Fan Of ’80s Music.