I want to milk the big cow
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 28, 2018
every so often you come across a story that makes you think “damn, that’s a big cow”.
to me, this is one of those stories. https://t.co/KOz6PqoG0Z
— Colley (@JamColley) November 27, 2018
The kicker for Knickers is that his tremendous size, and most likely his global fame, means that he won’t be going to the slaughterhouse but will live out his huge, natural life in peace. Which is happy news for big cows and big cow lovers alike.
my smart thicc bovine boy pic.twitter.com/31vTPU0jwt
— David Mack (@davidmackau) November 28, 2018
“Knickers was too big to be put through a meat-processing facility and so will spend the rest of his days peacefully eating and lowing and issuing tremendous and unfathomably powerful farts alongside its much smaller peers.” https://t.co/pTOm9Hj1h6
— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) November 28, 2018
People: “If only there were some good news sometimes.”
The internet: “Here’s a really big cow.”
People: “Close enough for now.”
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 27, 2018
Of course, The Washington Post had to go and be ‘That Guy’ who reminded everyone that Knickers isn’t a cow, he’s a steer. So, people had fun with that too.
Thanks for ruining it, Washington Post 😡 pic.twitter.com/qVkRIfvQVz
— pixelated no longer too early for a christmas name (@pixelatedboat) November 28, 2018
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 28, 2018
What a great respite from the constant calamity we live in.