Ruin My Week
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“In college, my girlfriend was riding me in my dark bedroom me summer night. She was vigorously gyrating that I could feel her sweat dripping on me. Afterward, we kissed and cuddled. When we turned on the light we discovered she had had a bloody nose and her blood was all over my neck and chest.”—ramos1969
22.
“Thighf–ked my ex, i haven’t noticed it until, after some minutes, she says ‘I don’t know what you’re doing, but can you put it inside?'”
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“He said ‘arch your back’ while we were doing it doggy style and I arched it the wrong way (up) and he had to say ‘no the other way'”—iamreallycool69
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“You know that movie with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston where he counts to 50 before cumming to make sure he lasted? Yeah. I f–king did that. It was a quickie. I yelled, ’50!’ and she looked at me like I have Tourette’s syndrome instead of just making an obscure movie reference.”—PM_ME_UR_PANTY_COLOR
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“I did a porn audition. I was all ready, but meant to get my nails done beforehand. I looked at Walmart for a quick solution and found glue on acrylic nails. I had never used them before but the box said they’d hold up to two weeks.
Fast forward to the audition, and it started off with me masturbating on the couch. I was rubbing my clit and I felt the nails start to pop off one by one. I tried not to panic, and go with it. When I moved my hand I had a bunch of false nails stuck to my vagina. He was recording the whole time.
I awkwardly laughed and asked to take them off and redo the shoot. But the embarrassment affected my performance and I just came off as extremely awkward.
I got an email a few days later thanking me for they had not laughed like that in a long time. They said they didn’t think I’d fit the part but asked if they could pay me for the segment to use in for lack of a better term a ‘blooper reel.’
I haven’t auditioned anywhere else since and don’t plan to. Pretty much ruined it for me. But at least I can laugh about it now instead of being completely mortified.”—SixTheVixen
