Ruin My Week
There’s no question as to what goes on at the nudie bar. It’s right in the name: Strip Club. But for those folks who aren’t frequent patrons of the adult entertainment establishment, there are questions about the ever-illusive VIP room.
In a dark club where lots of beautiful women are walking around naked, the VIP room is the most secret place in an already very intimidating setting. We know it’s expensive to go in, so assumptions will be made. But what EXACTLY goes on when a barely dressed, sweet-pea-scented goddess takes someone into the special room in the back?
The professional pole workers (and a few patrons) of Reddit have shed some light on VIP room secrets for the prudes of the internet. Here are the 16 most popular answers, many of which you won’t expect.
1. Casual conversations to armpit sniffing
“I was a stripper in the past and I once had a man spend two champagne half hours ($500/half) for me to tell him about myself. What my plans were, etc etc. Also had a different dude pay me $50 to sniff my armpits. Then paid me $50 more to go downstairs [to the locker room], wipe off my deodorant, and let him smell them again.” –AvalancheQueen
2. One hundred dollar sing-a-longs
“I worked in a club one summer a few years back… my favorite memory was the time a guy bought a full hour of my time and at one point “Wow.” by Post Malone came on while I was dancing for him in the VIP room. I always used to mouth along the words when my back was turned cause I’m a “sing while ya work” kinda person. I heard the guy quietly singing along and turned around to face him. we ended up singing along to the song together, while I was dancing naked for him. I always think of that time whenever I hear that song now.” –zzobear
3. The ‘ol VIP heel dig
“My roommate, who was a stripper, used to have a regular who just wanted her to grind her high heels into his junk. According to her, private dances run from not much happens to sex. Depends on the bar, depends on the dancer. She, herself, mostly had regular customers who came in to have somebody to hang out with. Basically, she sat half dressed or naked, and just chatted. She still came home outraged a lot of the time because somebody had offered her a few hundred bucks for sex of some sort. Some of her friends, if the offer was enough, would go further.” –Squigglepig52
4. Almost anything, if the price is right
“I was a stripper for several years before becoming an escort. I also worked private parties like bachelor parties. What goes on in VIP? Whatever you’re willing to pay for and what the stripper will do. Everyone says no sex in the VIP room. That’s pretty much exactly what it’s for.
First time I did anything sexual in VIP some guy said he’d pay me $500 to go down on me. I’ve done some crazy things in VIP since. Blowjobs are most common, I’ve had sex, gone down on girls, got spanked, danced while some guy fucked another stripper. If the price was right I’d do almost anything.” –cuckedprincess
5. In an NYC VIP room
“NYC dancer here. So. Much. Coke.” –SherbetLoud185
6. In an LA VIP room
“You have to tell the customer how you feel about their screenplay.” –Poorly-Drawn-Beagle
7. Confessions of a Vegas Stripper of the 90’s
“I was a stripper at Club Paradise, Las Vegas in the early 90s. The VIP room there was always filled with celebrities, table side dancing was $30 a song, drinks cost more than the usual rate as well. The only difference was you were excepted to laugh at their stupid jokes and sit with them for hours, 90s David Lee Roth was insufferable.
I made more money out on the main floor. I also strongly disliked the power dynamic switch of celebrity status. On the main floor ,the girl is the attraction and the guys were on their best behavior with a ton of tuxedo wearing bouncers around. Up above the customer is in total control, which to me the entire point of stripping vs. working cocktails was eliminated when now the customer is the one who can snap his fingers and have people running around. If you are going to be half naked , control is important.
I also worked for a bit down the road at Olympic Gardens, not nearly as nice. I have no idea what happened in their weird velvet curtain rooms but I’m sure in involved STDs. And man, those girls walked out with so much cash in the morning, but they were always broke.” –ThatGirl_Tasha
8. Rare and Risky
“The only club I’ve worked at where anything “more” was done regularly is now shut down. The private dances were full contact, but sex was very rare and risky.” –accidentw8ing2happen
9. Baby’s first VIP room
“An older friend of mine paid for a private dance for me when I was just about to finish High School in Germany (just turned 19 at the time). The stripper was so pretty, it blew my young and inexperienced mind.
When she took my hand and led me to the backstage room, she kept turning around, looking at me and giggling from time to time. I must have been like a deer in the headlights to her and she enjoyed it to say the least. I was the most harmless, innocent and smitten little boy ever and I could tell it boosted her confidence to no end. Rightfully so. Back then I had never seen a woman this pretty with that little clothes on. At least not in real life. The lap dance was pretty wild.
She eventually finished me by sitting on my lap and grinding on me until it all went into my pants. She even continued after the music stopped because she wanted to ruin my night I guess. Even grabbed my face and made me look at her until I came. Gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek afterwards and giggled like a schoolgirl when I left. Spent ten minutes in the bathroom cleaning myself and then went home blushing all the way back. Worth it though.” –Alarmed_Mechanic_403
10. They are very honest in her country
“I have f*cked clients in the private dance room several times. In my country, sex for money is not illegal. And most strip clubs also have private rooms for sex, but some customers want to f*ck in the private rooms that are for dancing.
Also, here in my country it is illegal for someone else to collect money from sex work (AKA pimping) so the club owners get their money from renting the rooms. Customers who f*ck in the dance rooms pay the same but us girls get a larger cut, so we like customer who f*ck in the dance rooms. Also, it is risky because our security staff is checking to make sure we don’t f*ck in the dance rooms.” –Alt2020x
11. The best thing anyone’s ever said about Atlantic City
“I was 19 and was on vacation in Atlantic City with a group of guys from my high school. We went to a strip club one of the nights there and me and my friend went to the back with these 2 very very pretty ladies. I was young and sexually active so my mind was all over the place with what might happen. When we got back there the girls started dancing for us and taking turns grinding on each of our laps. Slowly they started making out and touching each other. One thing led to another (many dollars were exchanged) and girl 1 started to go down on girl 2 who was laying on my lap. When I tell you guys I did not expect to finish in my pants that night, well boy was I mistaken.
I took that walk back to the hotel with the most uncomfortable pair of drawers. This was THE single best time I could ever have in one of those clubs and actually never went back to another one after that. Im sure this will get lost in the new comments but holy crap have I wanted to tell this story to someone! Those girls changed my young life that night and holy shit am I glad I went into that club that night.” –Dr3w91
12. A very good boy!
“[My friend] had a regular who would buy an hour in the VIP room just so he can have the girls act like he was a dog. Not really degrading just more he was the loved family dog. He tipped very very well and said she never even had to take off her cloths or touch him aside from pats on the head.” –ColonClenseByFire
13. A real team player
“Depends on the girl. I once had a guy who wanted me to punch slap and put my 6 inch heel in his balls I tried but just couldn’t do it. I said he needed a hug but I went and found him this real mean girl so he could get what he wanted. Team player.” –Mikey2u
14. Motor-boating was a big hit
“Most of the time private dances are just stripping down until you’re naked and grinding on their junk. Some guys fixate on a certain body part and want to see that mostly. Motor-boating was a big hit, lol. Like some guys like boobs, booties, or feet. It’s honestly whatever the customer wants and the dancer is willing to do.
Of course, there are club rules that need to be followed. I was a dancer about 10 years ago and for the most part I enjoyed it. A guy once paid me $100 to kick him as hard as I could in his balls. Another guy paid me $100 to sniff a line of coke off my ass. Another guy liked when I did circles with my finger around his nipples and paid $1000s of dollars over 6 months to do so. Another guy paid me $50 to smell my feet and to put them on his face. These are examples off the top of my head… there are many more I’m forgetting.” –LetsJustChillOk
15. Mouth hugs
“I’ve had a few strippers in the back give me hugs on my d*ck with their mouth.” –botadoctor
16. Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most wholesome exotic dancer
“More often than not, absolutely nothing. Most of my lap dances and champagne rooms (for 15 years) were me sitting in a guys lap talking. Either listening to guys vent their day, them asking about me and/or my day. Sometimes I’d sit on the back of the couch and rub their shoulders.
Maybe once a night there would be a giant asshole who would think I was a hooker and he could get away with some shit. They’d quickly get shut down, if not thrown out.
I had one guy who would come in and buy me off for a couple hours to snuggle on the couch while he slept.” –nud3doll
