27 Parents Share Their Funniest And Most Illogical Toddler Breakdown Stories

A thread on Reddit recently asked parents with toddlers to answer the question: “what is the most illogical breakdown your kid has had?” Needless to say the question quickly went viral as long-suffering parents rushed to unload their most face-palming and funniest toddler tantrums they’ve suffered through. Their horror stories include everything from a kid being mad that poop was flushed to melting down over the color of a marker. You may just hold your condoms a bit tighter after reading these harrowingly illogical tales.

1. “My little kraken just slept… after a raging tantrum because I did not let him chew on the connected cables. I’m just trying to keep you alive buddy, I swear.” 


2. “I wouldn’t let him get in the car parked next to us. Buddy, its not our car!”

“Because mommy gave me a banana after I asked for a banana. 🍌🤷🏻‍♀️”


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5. “Yesterday, our youngest son (1.5 years old) had a meltdown because I wouldn’t let him pour his apple juice on the cat.”


6. “My daughter dropped a pretzel and the dog ate it. She started bawling and threw her entire cup of pretzels on the floor. Spoiler alert: the dog at those too.”


7. “When the popsicle is about to come to an end and you’re not ready to part ways🍦🙄”


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8. “He was very upset because he wanted to wear two hats. At once. To bed.”


9. “Toddler finds picture book of me and wife before kids having fun on vacation. Toddler melts down saying we went out for fun and didn’t take him. Tell him it’s because he wasn’t born yet. He fires back ” I exist I’m right here”.


10. “Because he dropped his Moana sticker.”


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