Leave it to the internet to ask the questions we maybe never even wondered!
Redditor u/mackenziesarah12 asked the world, “What’s the most annoying thing about having a penis?”
And yes, Reddit took that question and ran with it. Here are some top things people really, really hate about their penises.
1. It’s weak
“It’s a weak spot that EVERYONE knows about.”
2. Hiding it
“Having to wear tight underwear to keep it from putting on a show when I’m wearing thin pants.”
3. Judgement
“Being judged for its size (by people of both sexes), something which there is absolutely nothing you can do about.”
4. Keep yer guard up
“Having to guard it with your hand so it doesn’t touch the inside of a toilet bowl when you try to take a shit.”
5. Tapping the wall
“When it hits the wall of the toilet. It’s one thing when you’re at home, but god forbid it happens in a public toilet. At that point it’s, ‘I literally have to cut this off now.'”
6. Ignoring boners
“Sometimes when you try to ignore a boner, it just gets harder to the point where it hurts.”
7. Size…again
“Probably the personal anxiety most boys get during their pubescent years (and after) about whether or not it’s ‘big enough,’ even though the vast majority has nothing to worry about because they’re in the completely normal range. The fact that porn typically features men with almost abnormally large penises doesn’t help, nor does the fact that it’s a pretty taboo subject to talk about with, say, friends and family. The size is also typically fixated on length, whereas width gets often overlooked.”
8. Random erections
“Do people with vaginas get wet without being horny? Because holy shit, it’s so damn annoying to get random erections for literally no reason. This thing has a life of its own.”
9. Pants that fit
“Finding pants that fit comfortably in the front. Not kidding or embellishing. This is a real issue unless we wear sweats or PJs.”
10. Dribbly cum
“After you cum, despite your best effort to clean and get all the cum out, it will continue to dribble out for at least five minutes afterward, so you get a ton of it on your underwear.”