Confessions

Lazy People Confess The Laziest Things They’ve Ever Done (15 Stories)

11. 

“I delayed my university convocation by six months because I was too lazy to send an email confirming my attendance. My laptop was even in the same room as me, I just couldn’t reach it from my bed.” — questionable_post

12. 

“My wife once asked me to come do something. I said I can’t. She asked why not. I said “I’m sittin…” — Daerys82

13. 

“Perhaps my most ‘lazy’ experience was when I first met my fiancé. Context is complicated, but we moved in to her place together a few days after meeting (all is not what it seems, don’t judge). We lived quite literally 20 yards from a Taco Bell, but on my days off I was so drained I couldn’t deag myself out of bed, and so we used an early Door Dash-like service that had been growing in our area (before those services were mainstream). They charged exuberant delivery charges, but we’d be damned to turn of That 70s Show, put shoes on, and walk down the road. One time a college girl just walked her stoned ass over with our delivery because she was on break and eating at the Taco Bell when she got the ticket. She ended up staying over to watch the NBA Finals. She was really nice. My fiancé and I still hang out with her when she’s in town.” — anhedoniaman

14. 

“Used to have one of those ‘clap on, clap off’ lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.” — zarina112

15. 

“Made and ate ramen in a coffee pot so I didn’t have to wash a bowl.” — phil_mccrotch