Masha
So…I stumbled across this Reddit thread started by u/youknowthatimnot, who asked, “Men of Reddit, what is the most disgusting thing you do in private?” before adding, “Only asking because my brother (a grown-ass 24 yr old man) is currently in the bathroom taking a dump while eating a bowl of lucky charms…” and the update: “He literally came out of the bathroom asking if we have a plunger.”
Well, friends. I learned a lot. I hope you do too, but be forewarned: you may never look at your fellow humans the same way again, as demonstrated by the following testimonials (Reddit comments):
“After reading this thread, I am no longer disgusted by what I do in private anymore.”—LogicReddit
“1/3 of you are normal, 1/5 are questionable and 1/2 of y’all are f**king disgusting, and I don’t even care that my math makes no sense.—Citizen01123
1.
I haven’t met anyone so far that didn’t think peeing in the shower was gross. I’m sure they’re liars but still. I also blow my nose in to my hand in the shower and just wash it away.—Dynasty2201
2.
Use wet wipes to finger my a**hole after pooping to get it as clean as possible Update: huh, and just like that my top comment is about fingering my a**. Update: Well I guess I’m getting a bidet now.—warewolfjesus
3.
I jack it in the work bathroom sometimes. Sometimes you just gotta jack it before you can get back to work.—emartinoo
4.
Probably pick my toenails, sometimes I do it with my teeth—LEGORomanSoldier
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Enioy the smell of my farts. I guess it’s true everybody likes the smell of their own brand.—gratefulphish420
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Eat my disposable contacts when I’m done with them I guess. I don’t think it’s gross but last time I mentioned it people wigged out.—TheBlueberryPirate
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Not me but my friend removes the drain grate and poops in it when he showers.—wiggy2g
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I sometimes piss in empty water bottles. I have no clue why.—allmoneyin
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Pee exclusively in the sink when I’m at home.—musicalspheres
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I have a “punish towel” in my bed side table for late night or early morning cleanups. Wash it every couple weeks or so. It’s easier than socks and whatnot—justtwiggy
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My cousin and her fiancé eat each other’s booger’s they look at them and then offer them to each other. They don’t do it privately either,..—LPickleRickl
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If you sit on the toilet backwards, you can use the tank as a table so you don’t have to hold the bowl of cereal while you shit. You’re welcome.—kreative19
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Sometimes I eat my dinner in bed in front of the TV, completely naked. I will occasionally drop some food on my gorilla hairy chest, I take the food and check it for hair and if it’s ok I’ll eat it. Today it was cream cheese and it had no hair but I do remember one time eating some of my own hair chest while doing this and it was f**king disgusting.—Lvnatic92
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I got horny and half way through eating a bowl of Mac and cheese I got curious, came in it, then continued eating. I felt sick after a few bites once my horny levels went down.—YOGZULA
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I’ve gotten into the habit of urinating in old beer cans in my room in the middle of the night because I’m too lazy to walk upstairs and use the bathroom—lacrose4ever
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In private as in only when we’re with the two of us. My boyfriend makes me smell his farts, like he yells ‘Fast!’ and I run/climb/roll over to wherever he is and I put my face in front of his arse. He also makes me “eat” his bellybutton fluffs. With consent.—otter105
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Feed my dog boogers—AlwaysFrontin
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Suck water up my nose and blow it out in the shower. Learned this trick as a dry waller and while it’s nasty in the moment, boy does it feel great after. Edit: didn’t know this could be dangerous.—FA8LE
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I have a poop loofah. I’m a hairy man who has a hairy ass. That means I’ll occasionally get dingle berries if I dont take care of myself. So I bought a brown colored loofah once and I use it when showering so I can scrub in between my butt cheeks to get it squeaky clean. I use head and shoulders with it so my ass hair is as clean as possible. The gross part is that I’ve had that loofah for probably 5 years now. I should probably replace it.—Joko_on_Smoko
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I found rock candy on the dirty as floor of my car, got super excited and put it in my mouth. It was just a rock.—fckfcktyfckfck0
