Stephanie Barnes
Sleepovers are amazing. You get the chance to spend unlimited time with your closest friends while being mostly unsupervised. Unfortunately, sometimes sleepovers can take a horrible turn when someone decides to pull a ridiculous prank or just do something super messed up.
In a recent Reddit thread, people are discussing the most messed up things they’ve done at sleepovers.
The answers include everything from peeing in a nearby closet in the middle of the night to accidentally leaving blooding handprints all over the house.
Here are 20 answers to the question: “What’s the most f–ked up thing you did in a sleepover?”
1. Call phone sex lines
In the Mid-Late 90’s, my brother got really into the anarchists cookbook and learned how to tap into neighbors landlines from a box on the pole using a touch tone phone and some connectors from RadioShack.
We’d have friends sleep over (we are close in age), and we’d sneak out and He’d hook a phone up so we could call phone sex lines from outside a neighbors house in the bushes.
I still wonder if they disputed the charges or if the wife just thought the husband was calling 1-900-big-tits at 2am.
2. Closet bathroom
Visiting a friends house for the first time and i couldn’t find the bathroom (i was about 10) during a sleepover. in the middle of the night, dark, confused, i pissed in the closet.
3. Bloody handprints
Got a bloody nose… it was dark and I didn’t know the house, so I stuck near the walls and went down the hallway and found the bathroom. Got the bleeding to stop, cleaned up, went back to sleep.
In the morning, the mom came in frantic making sure everyone was alive after she saw smeared, bloody handprints all the way down the hallway…
4. Another bloody scene
Not a sleepover really, I mean I guess you could call it that but. I was spending the night at my boyfriends house, maybe 5 or so months into our relationship. I woke up maybe around 3am with what I assumed was a runny nose and my pillow was pretty wet so I assumed I was drooling all over the place. Half asleep I wiped my face and immediately fully-woke up in shock because the “snot” I wiped was really warm. Couldn’t see a thing so I sat up to go to the bathroom and right when I did my nose just started pouring out warm liquid. Like it was literally just a waterfall of blood coming out of my nose.
I immediately sprinted to the bathroom to get toilet paper, which woke my boyfriend up. I told him I had a nose bleed so he went to turn on the lights just to make sure I was okay. The toilet paper soaked up fast, so I grabbed a hand towel. THAT soaked up fast so I resorted to holding my head above the toilet to just let the blood spill out into it. As soon as my boyfriend turned the lights on he saw the murder scene that was the bed. Everything was just covered in blood. My clothes, my pillow, the sheets and blanket. Just blood everywhere. I was super light headed but the bleeding eventually stopped and I was fine.
We threw everything into the hamper and for some reason my boyfriend just. Left it by the washing machine. His mom rushed downstairs in the morning yelling and waking us up, asking if we were okay lol. We were both confused until we remembered I got possessed by Satan himself just hours before
ETA: I forgot to mention that I for some reason found this whole situation hilarious and my boyfriend had a panic attack when he came to check on me in the bathroom and see what I was laughing about, only to find me laughing my ass off with blood spilling out of and down my face into a bloody toilet lol. I definitely looked possessed.
5. Playboy mags
Raided my friend’s dad’s Playboy mags. Then my friend showed me a porn video and I couldn’t figure out why the girl was drinking the guy’s pee. Full disclosure: I was like 9 or 10 and this was early 80s.
6. Clogged toilets
More embarrassing than f–ked up.
Accidentally clogged the toilet at friend ‘X’s house. There was no plunger and the toilet was filling rapidly. I panicked and ran to my friend who promptly called for his dad. His dad takes one look and yells from the bathroom, “Jesus, ‘X’! How big of a shit did you take?!” It took years before I went back to his house.
7. Hatchet slip
In Boy Scouts, I was the morning cook, meaning I woke up before anyone else to chop wood, make fire, and get water boiling. I grab the hatchet and start splitting a log into little splinters for kindling. It was cold and dewy. The hatchet slipped from my hand mid upward-swing and went flying… to the tent circle. It seriously flew 10-15 yard and fell straight down though the roof of a tent, where 4 scouts were sound asleep.
I’m not sure how long I waited to hear someone start screaming. I probably sat there in terrified anticipation for over a minute. Then I was worried someone might be hurt so I crawled over to that ten where the hatchet landed. I super quietly unzipped the flap, and saw it landed in a bag of clothes very close to some kids head. I snuck in, grabbed the hatchet, left the tent, zipped it back up, and finished breakfast.
I heard them at breakfast complaining that “the raccoons” has ruined their perfectly nice tent by clawing a hole in it.
8. This is quite the story…
I bathed my friend.
Two of us stayed at a friends house in our early teens.
We raided their parents liquor cabinet and proceeded to not understand how alcohol works.
We drank every kind of liquor under the sun, very quickly, over the course of a few hours. We chased shots with popsicles and ate animal crackers to get the taste of gin out of our mouths.
One of the three of us stood atop a small staircase into the living room. Maybe four steps, a few feet in distance.
He swayed, grabbed on to the railing, turned pail and then projectile vomited so violently that it all landed and splashed at the bottom of the staircase, leaving the steps clear, minus a few drops.
He then immediately fell down the stairs and began to laugh in a pool of his own vomit.
We picked him up, dragged him to the bathroom, stripped off all his clothes and shoved him in the shower. He had thick curly hair that was filled with bright red popsicle colored animal cracker paste.
I told him to put out his hands as he kept yelling to not tell everyone he had a small dick. Once he finally complied i poured shampoo in his hands and told him to clean his hair.
He slapped it all into his face causing him to gag and his eyes to burn. At this point I had to get him cleaned up. So I did.
We had no spare clothes for him barring our friend’s brother’s clothes. He was quite obese.
We had to get a belt and tightly tie what I can only describe as parachute shorts around his waste.
We went to sleep afterwards and convinced ourselves no one in the house heard us.
If this story is believed to be untrue, the reason I remember it so well is because that friend shouting about his d-ck had a bigger d-ck than me, and you never forget finding out your d-ck is small.
9. Something about a fake testicle…
We had a coed church group sleepover at a Vermont farm.
I was 13 and recently got a fake testicle (I had my other testicle removed due to an accident).
I was getting people to feel my balls and take bets on which one was the real one.
10. We’ve all had that dream, right?
Was at a sleepover, my buddy slept on his couch I slept on his beanbag chair with a blanket. After hours of playing 007 goldeneye. I get up and go use their restroom, except I didn’t. I only dreamed I did and I pissed all over myself at like 4am.
I hid the blanket in their jacket closet (it was summer time) and threw the beanbag chair and my pissy underpants in their outdoors dumpster (they lived on a ranch). I was 14 at the time. Lol.
11. Christmas magic
Threw up on my cousins Christmas tree in the middle of the night at her house.
12. More peeing incidents
I peed on my friend’s couch during a sleepover. I was 10 (kinda old to pee the bed, I know). I woke up in a panic of course, but discovered the couch cushions weren’t sewed to the couch and they were identical on both sides. So I flipped that shit, changed into a spare pair of shorts, and went to sleep.
A year later while I was at that friend’s house, his mom discovered my huge, yellow piss stain on the bottom of a couch cushion. Of course she didn’t suspect me. My friend’s little sister took the heat.
It was me, Mrs. Scoffield. I pissed on your couch and let it soak for a year.
13. And another one…
I pissed on the air mattress and my friends mom asked if a raccoon broke in.
14. They found a VHS tape
I don’t remember what we were looking for, but me and another friend went through our buddy’s parent’s bedroom drawers and found a VHS tape. We were curious and idiotic so we popped the tape in to see what was on it. Our buddy walked in while we were watching his parents have sex. His scream was the most shocking/horrifying thing I have heard to this day.
15. Ditched the party
Walked home while everyone was asleep. Didn’t tell my friend, didn’t tell their parents, didn’t tell my parents, just crawled out a window at my friends house and crawled in a window at my own. Went to bed. Not a single person looked for me in the morning.
16. Not the GameCube
Was probably in like 6th grade maybe? Buddy of mine had a birthday sleepover, had a super cool basement with pool and GameCube and a mini fridge, dope parents who bought us pizza and all that. It was about like 15 of us spending the night. At some point around like 2am someone wanted to play Mario kart and all you heard was a big crash and suddenly a very faint “I think I just spilled orange soda on the GameCube..” cue a faint bzzt sound and yeah, GameCube was f–ked.
Buddy’s parents were not happy, pretty sure that was the last big sleep over like that
17. Played with matches
For years afterward thought I’d burned my aunt and uncle’s house down. I was staying with them, my cousin and I were lighting matches in the kitchen and throwing them in the sink to put them out. The head of one flew off and landed in the shelving unit by the sink, still smoking but when we looked for it, we couldn’t find it. It was the 80s so all those “kids, don’t play with matches” ads were everywhere. Hours later we were awakened by my aunt telling us to get out of the house because it was on fire. Watched their house burn to the ground and was terrified to tell them what we’d been doing earlier. I just knew we’d done it. Carried that guilt for years. When I was around 15ish, which was many years later, I finally told my aunt. She started laughing and after realizing I’d been thinking this the whole time, hugged me and explained it had been wiring in the back bedroom. I was an adult before I finally understood, after learning about how fire marshals investigate fires that it wasn’t just an assumption they’d made and could let go of that guilt. So I guess, technically, the most screwed up thing I did on a sleepover was traumatize myself for years.
18. Spice Girls were involved
My friend had just gotten THE INTERNET so we spent all night trying to look up porn of the Spice Girls (that should give you a rough idea of when this happened).
19. Self-exploration?
Was sleeping on the floor while my buddy slept on the bed. I decided to masturbate for some damn reason. I really hope he was asleep.
I cringe every f–king time I think about it.
20. TeePee!
I snuck out of my good friend’s house while she was sleeping. Met up with a some friends who were looking for someone to teepee, we teepeed my friend’s house and then I snuck back in and went to bed. In the morning I had to act surprised while helping her clean it up. I still feel bad.
