Yea That’s Not How Girls Work — 39 Women Share The Dumbest Things Ever Said About Their Bodies

21. Guess I’m Brainwashed

22. Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

23. Why Do I Feel Like This Guy Isn’t One Of Them? 

24. Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

25. Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We’re Totally Insufferable

26. “Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With”

27. “This Tweet Is From 1834”

28. I Don’t Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

29. Protect Her From Overthinking…?

30. You’ve Heard It Here Folks… I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

31. Because All Girls Spend All The Money

32. A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

33. This Person Needs: Electric Chair

34. Uh, No We Aren’t

35. Women Who Own Horses Aren’t “Wife Material”

36. Oh, So That’s The Reason Why I’m Bad At Math! I’m A Woman. Obviously

37. Not How Lesbians Work

38. Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

39. “This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text”

Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.