Woman Catalogs All The Hilarious Things Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep

As a person who has been made fun of and humiliated for the things I say in my sleep, I feel for this guy.

Twitter user @Sleep_Sayings decided to document the bizarre and incomprehensible things her boyfriend says in his sleep, and, if you’re anything like me, you’ve got to wonder wtf this guy does before he goes to bed.

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