If you’re going to slide into a married man’s DMs, you’ve gotta come with better game than this.
This week, Kayla Harper, who recently announced that she and husband, Phillies’ $330 million right-fielder Bryce Harper, are expecting their first child, took to social media to share a not so innocent DM her husband received.
“Hey handsome I’m Jordan I’m just trying to be ya stress reliever,” the original message read, along with a photo of a woman who may actually just be an escort, but I don’t want to assume she’s anything more than a common floozy.
She continued, “@bryceharper3 are you feeling stressed? I have your solution.”
Kayla then replied: “If you’re going to try & go after a married man the least you could do is be smart enough to message his Instagram account and not his wife’s.”
She’s not wrong! Classic rookie home-wrecker mistake.
Kayla married Bryce have been married since 2016 and judging from their IG, quite happily.