Guy Confesses To Robbing Paris Hilton Years Ago In A TikTok Video, She Actually Responds

Imagine scrolling through TikTok and coming across someone confessing to robbing you years ago. Well, if you were Paris Hilton, you’d post a duette of the original video and reply to them in the comments. Here’s what happened.

Meet Greg, a popular TikToker and one-half of @asapscience. He took part in the “Super Freaky Girl” challenge on TikTok by telling a story about robbing Paris Hilton years ago over the instrumental of “Super Freaky Girl” by Nick Minaj.

TikTok | @asapscience

“One thing about me is that I once robbed Paris Hilton, I hope she never sees this because I could go to jail — the slammer. I was at an M.I.A. concert, the musician. It was great. I was drinking. I left the concert and then a big, black car pulled up, and all these people screamed, and Paris Hilton got out.”

TikTok | @asapscience

He even included photo evidence of him getting a picture with her at the venue:

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“Then, everyone goes inside, including Paris Hilton. The club was called The Guvernment in Toronto if you know it. And everyone went and did their own thing. They all left. But the car was still there, and me and my friend opened the door. There was no one in the car, so we just got in the car.”

TikTok | @asapscience

“I pulled a script out. It was for House of Wax. She was in Toronto filming House of Wax, and I had the script.”

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“We were laughing, we were screaming, we were in Paris Hilton’s car,” Greg continued. “Then, my friend said, ‘Run!’ and then I thought the cops were coming, so we ran. But my friend was actually screaming with joy because she’d stolen her Christian Dior sunglasses. Sorry, Paris.”

TikTok | @asapscience

“So, we have Christian Dior sunglasses that are Paris Hilton’s. We share them in a Sisterhood of the Traveling Paris Hilton’s Sunglasses. So yes, I robbed Paris Hilton. I hope that’s okay, and please don’t put me in jail. You’re rich.”

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That’s Greg’s story and Paris Hilton reacted in a duet of the video on TikTok.

She mouthed, “What?!” when Greg first confessed to robbing her:

TikTok | @parishilton

Throughout the entire story, Paris was just posed and laughed the whole time

TikTok | @parishilton

Doing what Paris does best

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She even showed off her own pair of Dior sunglasses

TikTok | @parishilton

In reply to Greg’s plea to not put him in jail, she mouthed

TikTok | @parishilton

Greg apologized in the comments, to which Paris replied:

 

h/t: Buzzfeed

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.