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Just an ordinary teacher who is inexplicably interested in teenage virgin boys and definitely not a praying mantis monster. pic.twitter.com/kJJ1P668Ns
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 24, 2021
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Something is off here, but I guess she should be my bride! pic.twitter.com/NMjzoCI7GX
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 24, 2021
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A beautiful woman wants to go home with you from a bar. Chances are she’s probably not a many-tailed fox monster who feeds on horny dudes, right? I mean, the odds… pic.twitter.com/N6oOIFTnUQ
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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I didn’t initially include this one because someone else mentioned it right away, but for the sake of thread: JACK, WHY WOULD A RANDOM NUDE WOMAN WHO WANTS TO KISS YOU BE IN THIS HAUNTED BATHTUB? pic.twitter.com/2lHSjbLOJc
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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It Follows is one of my favorite horror movies. In which three men on a boat have sex with a random woman who appears, who couldn’t possibly be transferring a demonic STD to them to buy herself more time. pic.twitter.com/0bB5FDEzeJ
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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Drusilla just had to recite Spike’s own poem back to him and he’s like, ‘yeah, turn me!’ Anyhow, these three are why I can’t resist monster throuples. I mean, could you? COULD YOU? pic.twitter.com/aDSw7WTiBA
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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Does the Love Witch have magical powers, or are men just unable to handle her charms?! Why not go to a random Ren Faire about it? pic.twitter.com/NK20aELSYu
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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Okay, so some of you want to talk about Splice. This one doesn’t even make sense because the sexy monster is… basically his daughter he grew in his lab who has a tail with a stinger and wings. Also, he’s married. To her mother. And yet… pic.twitter.com/k37QIwqwS7
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021
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I just really like this movie, actually. pic.twitter.com/Vyti3JGq6E
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) February 26, 2021