Businesses don’t care about you, they only care about wresting every last desperate dollar out of your clenched hands. Therefore, like a varsity football player on prom night, they’ll say anything to get what they want. This includes omitting details, obscuring the facts, and outright lying about their offerings to get consumers to open their wallets or click “Buy Now.”
We’ve been conditioned to understand that this is just how capitalism works but some of the depths these corporate entities will stoop to in pursuit of the almighty dollar are still downright infuriating.
Here are some products, services, and false advertisements designed to trick, inconvenience, and enrage.
1. How to keep a millennial subscribed forever
2. Haha made you Prime!
3. They’re not making it easy
4. All natural bullsh*t
5. If at first you don’t succeed…
6. Facebook 4 ever
7. Whoaa take it easy with all the job applications there, Homeless McGee!
8. Choices, choices…
9. Don’t get too comfortable, oh right you can’t!
10. It’s what’s on the inside that…counts
