Aimeé
11.
I was recording a dramatized audiobook. Amateur cast of 4. 1 doesn’t arrive, but I say we can double a part. I forgot that this meant actor 2 is going to have to have a long argument with himself, repeatedly interrupting and finally stabbing himself to death with a paperknife.
— Graham Brack (@GrahamBrack) February 27, 2020
12.
Didn’t realise I was supposed to be reading the African news on the World Service. Turned up 90 seconds late. 90 seconds of dead air.
— Andrew Craig (@GoodClearTweets) February 27, 2020
13.
I dropped a Douglas fir onto a Volkswagen Passat 😳 https://t.co/1ydBwut7vS
— The Glen (@Glenlyon17) February 28, 2020
14.
Stripped the entire Foxhunter radar system out from the nose-cone of a Tornado F3.
The wrong Tornado F3 https://t.co/7AcOZpHzi4
— #Marcher (@MarcherLord1) February 27, 2020
15.
Jimmy Cricket, obv, not Jesus Christ.
— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) February 27, 2020
16.
I’ve said on here before – years ago I left a cell in a spreadsheet empty instead of inserting a “1”. This led to eight million dollars being spent drilling an oil well in the North Sea that shouldn’t have been drilled.
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) February 27, 2020
17.
I started at a big company where the Manager was off and the Deputy was in charge for a week.
I had a week of great shags with this Deputy bloke.
It was only the following Monday when the Manager returned I realised she was his wife.
Oops.
God he was good though.
Sigh. https://t.co/5z5qhsrSAG— Tara Carter (@taracartergmc) February 28, 2020
18.
I’m a summer lifeguard and one time a kid had a bee sting so I was getting one of those ice packs that you squeeze to activate and it exploded straight in my eyes and I eneded up being the one going to the hospital. Not sure what happened to the kid all the attention turned to me https://t.co/P7MUbbbd5a
— ☆Alana☆ (@crusin4abrusinn) February 28, 2020
19.
I mean I’m perfect, obviously
But we still tell tales around the campfire of the time @cormacbattle accidentally did a mic test with “1,2, f**k you, 1,2, f**k you” not realising the studio was live.
It went out over a new item about car crashes…
— Rick O’Shea (@rickoshea) February 27, 2020
20.
You know when put something in a super safe place and forget where that super safe place was? I did that. With a client’s cheque for over €500k. Problem was, I forget where the super safe place was. I still don’t know. 🙈
— Dee (@gingerbreadmiss) February 27, 2020
