16. Sexism = stupidity.
17. Albeit cool, that would be freaky as sh*t.
18. Every time bae cuts an avocado like this, a millennial dies.
19. “My husband thought he could microwave his shirt to make it dry faster.”
20. 21st century problems.
21. “My girlfriend and I are having a contest to see who’s the best cook. I walked in on her trying to cook a steak. I think I might win this one.”
22. “I took my girlfriend flyfishing.”
23. A green thumb in the making. Maybe.
24. “Girlfriend asked if I was doing drugs.”
25. Keeping cheese fresh for bae, one slice at a time.
26. “My husband tried to bake cookies on a cooling rack.”
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