It’s the Internet so we’re bound to get a bunch of liars flying around. Like, inevitable, right? Thank goodness for Didn’t Happen to the Year Awards (DHOTYA) on Twitter! They comb through all the social media posts that absolutely, unequivocally, could not possibly have happened and post the best tall tales on their page. We’ve curated some of the best from that Twitter feed and are thrilled to share a bunch of “This Absolutely Did Not Occur” stories while laughing our way through it.