60 Times America Didn’t Bring Their Brightest And Best To The Internet Fight

41. “At Least American Toilets Aren’t Just Holes In The Ground”

ShitAmericansSay

42. “Wait Other Countries Didn’t Have To Sing Their National Anthem Every Day At School For 12 Years???”

ShitAmericansSay

43. “Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us”

ShitAmericansSay

44. “Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?”

ShitAmericansSay

45. “Why Do Brits Speak English, An American Language, Rather Than Speaking Some European Language?”

ShitAmericansSay

46. “Commie Divas”

ShitAmericansSay

47. “Uniquely American”

ShitAmericansSay

48. “European Countries Don’t Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights”

ShitAmericansSay

49. “Do You Know Europe Is Not A Country”

ShitAmericansSay

50. “Why Are The Drinking Fountains So Short In Europe?”

ShitAmericansSay

51. “You’re On The Internet, Which Is American”

ShitAmericansSay

52. “America Is The Reason You Have Cars”

ShitAmericansSay

 

53. “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

ShitAmericansSay

54. “the breeze will just take them away.”

ShitAmericansSay

55. “No.”

ShitAmericansSay

56. “I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

ShitAmericansSay

57. “People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals”

ShitAmericansSay

58. “It looks like a horror from some kind of sci-fi movie.”

ShitAmericansSay

59. “It’s an AMERICAN holiday.”

ShitAmericansSay

60. “Americans are very demonized.”


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Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.