Kate Hackett
Straight up: THE COVID-19 VACCINES ARE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE. They save lives. The World Health Organization and CDC agree. Moreover, they mitigate the complications of the Delta variant — literally life or death here.
But, because people are idiots, the “do your research!” crowd is screeching about how Terrible-with-a-capital-T the vaccine might be, even though it resolutely is not.
We’ve gathered some of the absolute stupidest excuses people are using not to get the COVID vaccine. Please read it and laugh/cry with some degree of moral superiority because at least this isn’t you, but also our society hinges on these dimwits getting the shot so…
1. Celsius
2. This isn’t education
3. PEOPLE DIED.
4. So suspicious
5. Yes, what if!
6. Pretty sure God’d be cool with it
7. I can’t believe “what is truth” is a fucking question now.
8. That’s what it’s forrrrr
9. *You’re
10. Microchips!
11. I feel like these people never read Little House on the Prairie or whatever.
12. Let’s try logic
13. How are you still married?
14. *SCREAMS FOREVER*
15. I CANNOT WITH THIS
16. Zombies.
17. What’s a pro-vaxxer. I mean, I know, but like. Why does that even have a NAME.
18. Eat… it?
19. Couch researching
20. Safety
