I have mental lapses that are so stupid I have to take a deep breath and count to 30 so I don’t walk directly into the ocean from shame.
I am afraid to have kids because I am so certain I will leave the carrier on top of the car like a 90’s sitcom dad once a week.
I know I’m not alone as a huge idiot though.
All of these people put in their best effort here and that’s really what makes these photos worthy of a good, old-fashioned facepalm.
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2. Hoping this person never gets a job where someone else’s safety relies on their math.
3. An employee accepted this fake $100 bill that literally says “for motion picture use only” and is clearly not real (bottom).
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5. This Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contestant who was stumped on this question…
6. This person who put coffee beans into a pencil sharpener because they thought it was a coffee grinder.
7. This was an exciting way to discover a new animal
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10. After using $40 worth of ink on this, I would hang it up too.
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12. Get the insulin, Martha!
13. Then you have to hold hands
14. Wish this would happen to me
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16. This woman asked for front, side, and back photos of a vehicle and instead got headshots of the insurance agent
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