Nate Armbruster
I can’t tell you how many times I have accidentally said something embarrassing or just plain dumb. I try my best to keep it together when I’m out in public, but all too often I find myself putting my foot in my mouth, and it’s awkward and embarrassing.
Recently, I met some friends for dinner and held the door for what felt like 50 people. As I tried to sneak into the line, I reached behind me to grab the door but instead, I grabbed the stomach of the woman behind me. We both froze, looked at each other, and then I just said “I’m so sorry!” After that, I ran inside. It was one of my lowest awkward moments to date.
Reading these. tweets made me feel so much better.
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