I Know What These Sports Writers Were Trying To Say But… (30 Bad Sports Headlines)

Newspapers sometimes get scolded for the things they print if they have a flaw or misrepresented the truth. Occasionally a newspaper prints a bad headline that has to be retracted, but these funny sports headlines should have probably never been printed in the first place.

Whoever wrote these headlines were either an 80-year-old man named Dick who doesn’t get the majority of sexual references, or a 19-year-old intern who got fired after posting them. I sure hope it’s the second one. Whoever wrote these, they’re my hero. 


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Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.