Newspapers sometimes get scolded for the things they print if they have a flaw or misrepresented the truth. Occasionally a newspaper prints a bad headline that has to be retracted, but these funny sports headlines should have probably never been printed in the first place.
Whoever wrote these headlines were either an 80-year-old man named Dick who doesn’t get the majority of sexual references, or a 19-year-old intern who got fired after posting them. I sure hope it’s the second one. Whoever wrote these, they’re my hero.