“She Breasted Boobily Down The Stairs” — This Funny Group Roasts The Clueless And Sexist Ways Male Authors Write About Women (25 Pics)

Being a woman has never been easy, and sometimes you just want a little escape from everyday sexism.

Reading can be a nice escape from it, or so you’d think. But often, when a male writer tries writing a female character, it’s hard to look past the, umm, not-so-great ways he writes about her.

It happens so often that there’s an entire group dedicated to it online where people roast men who try to write women, but completely miss the mark.

The Men Writing Women subreddit describes itself as a “sample of how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women” and does a fine job dragging them within an inch of their lives, as seen in these funny top posts from the group:


1. “I Know It Isn’t Sunday But I Have Zero Patience Or Memory”

2. “Hardly A Coincidence”

3. “‘How To Cure A Feminist’, Published In The Maxim Magazine”

4. “The Wheel Of Time: The Dragon Reborn, By Robert Jordan. A Map Of The City Of The Aes Sedai, An Organization Of Powerful Female Sorcerers. Yup”

5. “I Know This Is Satire But I Really Wouldn’t Put It Past Some Of The Authors We See On Here”

6. “This Is Honestly Worse Than The Average Post Here”

7. “Tumblr Already Knows”

8. “Sir Please, I’m Just Trying To Do My Job”

9. “The Kind Of Thing That Gets Your Blood Boiling”

10. “Curious What It Looked Like When She Walked In”

11. “Reading George R R Martin”

12. “Golden Skin Shimmering In The Summer Sun”

13. “Sarcasm And Accuracy FTW”

14. “The Artist”

15. “I Mean It Kinda Counts”

16. “Mission Completed”

17. “This ‘Author’ Of His Own Effed Up Narrative”

18. “Of Course, We Don’t Get Real Pockets In Our Pants Because We Have Tiny Purses In Our Vaginas!”

19. “Women’s Insides Are A Maze, Apparently”

20. “After Venturing Back And Forth Through This Subreddit, I’d Say This One Isn’t Exactly Surprising”

21. “Old Advertisements That Didn’t Age Well”

22. “Haven’t You Ever Shut Your Vagina In Rage? Ways Of Going Home By Alejandro Zambra”

23. “Ah Yes, The Good Ol’ Death By ‘Letter-Reading Fits'”

24. “Behold, My Brother’s Twitter”

25. “I…Have No Words”