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People Have Some Pretty Dumb Arguments Against Raising The Minimum Wage (13 Pics)

Of all the things there are to resist in the world, fighting giving people a living wage seems, in my opinion, like a ridiculous waste of your time.

Yes, there may be some vague economics & inflation concerns, but rest assured: you’ll find none of that sort of intellectual discourse in this list. No — these are the absolute stupidest reasons to resist the minimum wage.

1. Y I K E S

2. Assuming makes an ass— you know.

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3. Your boss is an idiot

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4. Zero dollars.

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5. Please learn math

6. What’s Value?

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7. Fry cooks are not your enemy

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8. This is the literal point of the min. wage

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9. Mmm, inflation.

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10. Paided.

11. Why can’t these bozos spell?

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12. The GOOGLE DEFINITION.

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13. Australia & the Euro.