Ruin My Week
21. “4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and extensive opportunities for open plan off-roading.”
22. “I mean it Marv, if you walk out that door we’re finished.”
23. “The actual toilet in which Friedrich Nietzsche realized God is dead.”
24. “The Lord has sent us a sign, in the form of 2 hideous rugs and a huge crystal bowling pin.”
25. “That time when open plan living broke through the acceptability threshold.”
26. “A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a ‘fertility window.'”
27. “As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a black gym ball.”
28. “Will require some modernization, once you’ve burned it to the ground.”
29. “Ted please, not with everyone watching.”
30. “Honey, I found the perfect place for our wall-mounted naked limbless gender-neutral toddler dolls”
