Ruin My Week
31. “Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s.”
32. “This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.”
33. “How thoughtful of the seller to leave us a self-portrait of her breast-feeding her dog.”
34. “Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.”
35. “Bosworth’s Paradox is the name given by real estate agents to the old philosophical problem of a door that opens as you close it.”
