“You’re Not A Real Mom Unless You Do Vaginal Birth” — And 19 Other Unhinged Posts From Moms On Facebook

At least a few of these are going to make you wonder how these women managed to become mothers in the first place. And the rest? You’ll wonder why they’re allowed to be mothers.

Harsh? Oh, sure, maybe, but GOOD LORD, guys, these moms are absolutely stupid and the thought that they’re also in charge of an entire other life really makes you question pretty much everything.

1. “You’re not a real mum unless you gave vaginal birth to it”

2.

More essential oil shit
by u/i_cum_marshmallows in ShitMomGroupsSay

3. No fat babies plz.

No fatties allowed!
by u/bluplaydoh in ShitMomGroupsSay

4.

Now I want a cupcake. (latest codeword for vaccine to avoid FB censors)
by in ShitMomGroupsSay

5. Uh. ????? I do not.

6. You’re frigging insane.

7. Don’t punish this!

8. What a dick.

9. You cannot!

10. You cannot do this.

11. Smoking around the baby(!!!)

1 yo with smokers cough, mom has no idea why.
by u/thegurlearl in ShitMomGroupsSay

12. Oh my god, oh my GOD.

“asking for a friend”
by u/notjeanvaljean in ShitMomGroupsSay

13. Oh, you sweet dummy.

Is it a sin to be induced?
by u/oldnastyhands in ShitMomGroupsSay

14. Gross

Gotta keep up the MILF facade somehow.
by u/algoalgo in ShitMomGroupsSay

15. It’s not …good.

this left me speechless
by u/catalie_nurren in ShitMomGroupsSay

16. Just buy the shoes, Jesus.

17. Ew?

18. Leave him alone!

19. NOPE.

h/t Pleated-Jeans