Yea That’s Not How Girls Work — 39 Women Share The Dumbest Things Ever Said About Their Bodies

I had no idea that there were men alive on this planet who have never actually spoken to a woman, but all of this evidence shows they unfortunately exist. 

Sometimes men say insane things about women like that they shouldn’t wear pants, should stay home, or that they should wear their makeup in a certain way. These are pretty huge red flags that this person just flat out hates women if they don’t actually like any of the qualities about them. Sorry you got rejected once in high school and made it your whole personality, but it’s really not our fault. Big yikes. 

Here are some of the wrongest opinions ever posted by men about women.


1. So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

2. Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

3. We’re Not Dogs

4. Ideal Wife Criteria

5. Is There A Source For Women?

6. Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

7. Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

8. Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

9. I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

10. Wow, And I Never Even Knew

11. No Pink Tax! Progress! 

12. Those Two Likes Speak For Themselves. 

13. Is The Ideal Candidate 4’10?

14. Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

15. Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

16. Honestly? Good For Them. 

17. Yikes.

18. Yes, Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can’t Even Afford My Own Food, That’s Why I Have A Cat

19. Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They’ve Never Been In?!

20. Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.