When You’ve Completely Stopped Caring If You Get Fired — 35 Job Fails

“Not My Job” is a place with endless examples of people putting in the least amount of effort at their job. I’ve had many coworkers in the past who also cared so little about the quality of their work. I’m just glad job fails at least funny because I’d fire them on the spot if I could.

We all know that feeling when you’ve already put in your two weeks notice at a job and you just aren’t feeling it anymore. It’s like if Friday lasted 14 days. Well, that’s only fun when you’re the person who is quitting.

Lazy coworkers are the worst because you end up picking up their slack if they show up with “not my job” energy. I used to deliver pizza and one of the other drivers would disappear for hours at a time while out on deliveries. She would call into work and eventually just not show up sometimes. She said her daughter went into labor. Valid excuse.

Well, 2 months later she was still not showing up sometimes and she said her daughter was still in labor. We found out she doesn’t even have a daughter. I was so shocked that they still let her slide on these excuses. I’d rather work at any one of these places. At least their coworkers are probably funny.

Anyway, on with the job fails:


1. Proofread On A Friday

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2. Take Some Artistic Liberties At Your Day Job

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3. You’ll Never Work At A Lost And Found Again

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4. You’re Hired

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5. Not My Job To Proofread The Labels

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6. Handeled With Care, Boss

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7. Thanks For Nothing, Pan

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8. Installed The Fence, Boss

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9. One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

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10. Just Print It

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11. Something Is Wrong But It Depends On The Day You’re Having

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12. Worst Job Fail In History?

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13. Not My Job To Post On Facebook

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14. Yes, All The Cards Printed Correctly

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15. Installed The Camera, Boss

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16. You Actually Failed Up At Your Job

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17. Iron Deficienacy Man

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18. Good Enough

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19. Time For Lunch

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20. Close Enough, Send It Out

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21. Translated The Sign, Boss

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22. That’ll Do

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23. Never Weld On A Friday

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24. Not If We Temporarily Close The Mask Section

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25. We’ve All Been There, Barry

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.