Patricia Grisafi
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“My brother in law is a mortician. Boy does he have stories. One of the best – A guy disguised himself as a nun, shows up at the funeral, pulls a gun from under his habit and tries to shoot the deceased’s son. Luckily the gun malfunctioned and didn’t fire. The son then decks the nun and knocks him out, kicks him in the head a few times, and is pulled off by other family. Police are called, yada yada yada…turns out the deceased owed the nun quite a lot of money and the son had refused to honor the debt.” — 02K30C1
12.
“My aunt crawled into her father’s open casket.” — TK_Games
13.
My sister murdered her father (my stepfather…at the time we didn’t know she was guilty). BTW just so you know she did this purely for financial gain. During the viewing she drug her little boy to the casket and because he didn’t cry enough to suit her she pinched him on the upper arm until he was sobbing then took him around to everyone saying he was really crying because he loved his Gramps so much.” — smilingonion
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“My nan told my dad at his own father’s funeral that her pain was much greater because she had lost a husband, while he had only lost his dad. As if grief is a competition. She is a shitty person anyway, and not even blood related to us so we just kinda don’t associate anymore.” — lanidvah
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“My grandpa died. His son (my uncle) went around asking for money to give to his now widowed mother. He collected around $500 USD worth of donations from family, friends etc. he pocketed it, and my grandma didn’t receive shit.” — VCF1127
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“Not seen but experienced. My cousin’s wife was kicking the back of my chair at my grandpa’s funeral. Also carrying on a conversation with my sister (who was supposedly really sad) the whole way through the service. For context, I was 14 and my cousin’s wife was in her mid to late 30’s.” — VaultBoyNewReno
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“My Mother in Law took a photo of a wine glass during the lunch we had after, and she posted it on Facebook. Guess what her caption was? ‘Life is Grand.’ It was my mother’s funeral.” — kellywithayy
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“My uncle died and at his funeral my cousin (his son) was crying. Some old timer uncle came up to him and said, ‘stop crying you’re a man you’re embarrassing us.’ I never wanted to slap someone at a funeral more than at that moment.” — Introvertedpanic
19.
“My uncle was cremated. He lived across from a lake and it was decided that we wanted his ashes spread on this little island on this lake. I was tasked with swimming with the urn from the boat to the island, holding it out of the water. I then stood at the edge of a small cliff with my nephew’s beside me and all the family watching in the boat. I opened the urn to dump his ashes over the cliff. We all say a few things, and as I go to dump the ashes, the wind picks up and blows the ashes all over my wet body. One of the worst things that ever happened to me.” — PsychologicalTaste14
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“Not at a funeral but at my auntie’s wake, a dude approached my little sister and hit on her. She was 12 years old.” — NixDeDankus
