Emily
16. This assault on watermelon:
“A watermelon and ketchup sadwich. I call it a sadwich because it makes me sad.”
17. A fruity disaster:
“My sister used to put ketchup on strawberries.”
18. This questionable dip:
“The wife dips Oreos in water like a psychopath.”
19. The spiciest soup of all time:
“I work at a pub waiting tables. One day, this couple walked in who I’d never seen, but were apparently regulars. The bartender saw them, shot me a glance, and went to grab something from the kitchen. Before even taking their order, he’d filled the crushed red pepper shaker and told me to take it over to them. The woman ordered a small cup of french onion soup and proceeded to unscrew the cap of this shaker and dump THE ENTIRETY of it onto her soup. She was eating spicy red pepper like cereal and didn’t even ask for a drink refill.”
20. This milky pasta:
“Saw a dude eat spaghetti in milk one time. One very dark time.”
21. And this catastrophe:
“I used to work as a bartender. One day, a middle-aged man walked in and ordered a beer with milk.”
