Mike
The grass is always greener on the other side. When you’re in a relationship you want your space, and when you’re single you’re lonely. I’d say the hardest part about being single is trying to figure out if you’re lonely or just horny.
Whether you’re happily single or not, it’s always awkward hanging out with couples or your parents, who look at you like you’re some kind of charity case. Saying things like “there’s someone out there just for you” or “there’s plenty of fish in the sea.” Yeah, well the older you get the only fish left are damaged and emotionally unavailable.
Single folks, I feel your pain. These memes are for you.
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Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it’s probably not worth it
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 20, 2018
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Who are we?
SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
What do we want?
FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES
— Maggie Sage Hunter Wainerdi (@swaggie_hunter) July 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/roselyddon/status/994369061516693504
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014
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https://twitter.com/dopegirlfresh/status/1023951697545179136
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https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/594993230170591232
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https://twitter.com/zombiegirl72/status/1011361237400281099
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When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— Stumbler Top (@StumblerTop) October 11, 2015
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https://twitter.com/bex_bambi/status/1006472157617180672
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Being single is cool bc you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss
— Shira (@shiraselko) October 3, 2013
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https://twitter.com/NicoleKSchubert/status/1021369914878320640
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date: i love your shoes!
me: ugh, these old things? they were free
date: take the compliment!
me: no like a kid stole them, threw them over a guard rail & they hit me on the head
date: what??
me: ya turns out they used to belong to some basketball star
date: this is ‘holes’
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2018
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What is wrong with me? I’m on a first date and I asked if he just wanted hang and play trivia.
— Thomas Sanders (@ThomasSanders) July 16, 2018
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Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
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So single that I'm starting a recycling program- dudes from years ago are back in my life. Super environmental.
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 17, 2015
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me: i swear i’m never talking to him again
him: he-
me: pic.twitter.com/qIumqKaPbL
— karim hazime (@karim_hazime) April 24, 2019
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https://twitter.com/christiansbale/status/1111246570345893890
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1116522775949320192
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I need to start dating old guys bc I am so tired of trying to communicate with 22 year old men, you can outline exactly how u feel with diagrams and a powerpoint presentation & they’ll still b like “lol what u mean”
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) April 4, 2019
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https://twitter.com/_DaSickesst/status/1114680404211109889
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just dropped my new single
its' me
i'm single pic.twitter.com/vSeVWQL8BL
— Pakalu Papito (@pakalupapitow) March 10, 2019
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Being single can make you miss crazy things🌹
I'm outchea craving for an argument….I miss being angry😢
— 🔥Nellyadore🔥Nkambule (@Nelliadore) April 15, 2019
h/t: PizzaBottle
