Masha
Kids say the darndest things–right? No matter how old they get, our kids know just how to make everything seem a bit awkward and hilarious, just by behind themselves.
This week, one Twitter user got himself in a bit of jam with his wife when their 4-year-old daughter tried to “jam him up” by claiming her mother “left her bra in daddy’s car.”
Little did his daughter know, her mother hadn’t been in their car for weeks, so obviously she was angry and suspicious.
As it turns out, his daughter was a bit off in her “bra radar.”
After seeing it was clearly not a bra, the dad was relieved.
Me: pic.twitter.com/JKbHi3Gha5
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
But, Twitter couldn’t stop laughing over the fact that his 4-year-old daughter tried ratting him out. What a savage.
lmfaooo your daughter letting you know she will snitch on you. I’m howling!
— Miss Esthetician to YOU (@CruzanChoklate) June 27, 2018
😂😂😂😂😂 kids are the worst
— This Is My Burner Account (@Milkipedia) June 27, 2018
That pressure pic.twitter.com/8yy4WmBgge
— Shinsuke Trapamura (@HumanX86) June 27, 2018
😂😂😂💀💀💀 DAWG!!!!
— Tory Woodbury (@T_Woodbury11) June 27, 2018
Bro! This could have been tragic. pic.twitter.com/1IvBt4xQa3
— C-Recks (@lyric2go) June 27, 2018
The good thing is, you know where her loyalties lies. The bad thing is, it’s not with you. Keep your eyes on that one.
— Rosé Princess 🍾 (@ParisianRebel) June 27, 2018
You looking at your daughter like: pic.twitter.com/wMSdF0xz4P
— YourFavBlackAuntie (@greendoondoon) June 27, 2018
Your Daughter: pic.twitter.com/h8ypEzOexp
— Shonnia Burton (@shonnia21) June 28, 2018
“Why is your bra in daddy’s car?”
“What you talking about I haven’t been in his car all we–” pic.twitter.com/45Ahanxa16— Indiana Jones’s Fists (@KrimsonVnm) June 27, 2018
— Kafi Myers (@KafiMyers) June 28, 2018
It be your own daughter 😭
— King Cee (@LifeAsHypp9) June 27, 2018
My man in da garage like: pic.twitter.com/KUmUTI18Jd
— Chris Kay 🇷🇼 (@Chris_Kayonga) June 28, 2018
Some said that the father should use it against her when she’s older.
When your daughter comes to you in the near future with “Please don’t tell mom” bring this story up pic.twitter.com/JH1zk23EUn
— Carlō (@CarlWinsHigh) June 27, 2018
I know payback is coming… pic.twitter.com/R8oemgUm76
— Kanye Twitty (@El_Deac) June 27, 2018
— Steve L (@bullystyle311) June 28, 2018
Others think the daughter had a plan the whole time.
She’s been planning this for WEEKS. Tryna get your side of the bed and double Christmas. 🎄🎄
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) June 28, 2018
She was trying get you out the paint after only 4 years? She tired of you already bro 💀
— NOT SO, SLIM THUG (@AyeJohnson38) June 28, 2018
You beta double whatever the mom is giving her for allowance or else next time she might actually put one of her moms!!!!😂😂😂😂
— Don Dave (@DarcieleahF) June 28, 2018
