Edward
Some of us have a special sense of humor. The kind that makes your friends and family look at you like you’re crazy.
Maybe you’re the person who giggles at a funeral, or you’re the first to laugh when you see a friend of yours get hurt. It’s not your fault. You probably grew up with jokes like these.
1.
I don’t remember this episode pic.twitter.com/eGCzwbH7iF
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) December 13, 2017
2.
Damn I never realize how bad my potty mouth gets at school until I'm home for the holidays and I accidentally tell my gram to pass the fucking potatoes
— Andrew (@andeee_o) December 23, 2017
3.
https://twitter.com/contriteperson/status/569169381906903040
4.
Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".— Devin (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017
5.
Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history pic.twitter.com/uvu2UhLggW
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 25, 2017
6.
My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
7.
https://twitter.com/jonrowlandson/status/627900094923296769
8.
Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password?
Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily]
THIS IS A FUNERALMe: *[Types in]
THIS IS A FUNERAL— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 14, 2014
9.
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
— Joe West (@joejwest) September 9, 2014
10.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 24, 2015
