Some of us have a special sense of humor. The kind that makes your friends and family look at you like you’re crazy.
Maybe you’re the person who giggles at a funeral, or you’re the first to laugh when you see a friend of yours get hurt. It’s not your fault. You probably grew up with jokes like these.
I don’t remember this episode pic.twitter.com/eGCzwbH7iF
— Dr. Pumpkin Spiceotope (@BuckyIsotope) December 13, 2017
Damn I never realize how bad my potty mouth gets at school until I'm home for the holidays and I accidentally tell my gram to pass the fucking potatoes
— Andee (@andeee_o) December 23, 2017
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
— Marlon Rebrando (@contriteperson) February 21, 2015
Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".
— Devin (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017
Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history pic.twitter.com/uvu2UhLggW
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 25, 2017
My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— riding shotgun with santa (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
Pac Man is in a bad place these days. pic.twitter.com/ZXite8thGQ
— Jon Rowlandson (@jonrowlandson) August 2, 2015
Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password?
Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily]
THIS IS A FUNERAL
Me: *[Types in]
THIS IS A FUNERAL
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 14, 2014
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
— Joe West (@joejwest) September 9, 2014
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
ME: I'm thinking.
— jade (@BacklineNurse) February 24, 2015