Edward
11.
https://twitter.com/ShesARealGenius/status/781326252376485888
12.
Me: will there be sausage rolls?
Margaret [sobbing uncontrollably]: th-there-
Me [louder]: Margaret. Your husband's funeral. Sausage rolls?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) October 25, 2015
13.
https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/935519457828622338
14.
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
— Joe West (@joejwest) September 9, 2014
15.
Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) November 30, 2017
16.
https://twitter.com/jonrowlandson/status/627900094923296769
17.
https://twitter.com/pandorasinbox/status/876889002917453824
18.
I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV
— Ruthanne Reid/Trin (@RuthanneReid) December 4, 2017
19.
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
— josh (fiendlord99) (@oldfriend99) November 18, 2017
20.
[sinister narrator voice] sometimes… you don't want to get better pic.twitter.com/5jJWTDaaze
— allison (@girlinabasement) November 28, 2017
