If you live long enough, you’re going to end up eating your words. That’s just a fact of life.
Thanks to online groups like r/AgedLikeMilk and the popular Twitter account Poorly Aged Things, many of these freshly baked humble pies are being served daily.
Here are some of the best ones people have shared in the past month or so…
1. 😬
2. “At once!”
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6. Apple: Always affordable.
7. “Under no circumstance”
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11. That will solve your problems for sure.
12. 25 Bitcoins are now worth about $1.4 million.
13. Well…some of us will.
14. I hope no one took this advice.
15. It really, really shouldn’t be.
16. Can’t decide which part is funnier, peace or curing diseases.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 1, 2021
17. The map for 2020 is just red everywhere.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) November 24, 2020
18. Whoopsies.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 24, 2021
19. Or one more year in house arrest misery.
20. Sorry buddy.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 14, 2021
21. Just the one?
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) August 18, 2020
22. Nice.
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— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 9, 2021
23. Turns out they were.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) April 5, 2021
24. The uncovered video is the worst part here.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) March 28, 2021
25. The fandom is shrinking.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) December 24, 2020
26. No one wants to put Winnie-the-Pooh in a meat grinder.
27. This hurts to read.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) November 29, 2020
28. RIP Blockbuster.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 5, 2021
29. This is heartbreaking.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 23, 2021
30. Now he’s DEAD.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) May 5, 2021
31. Can’t see why no one listens to Jeff!
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) May 2, 2021
32. Rest In Peace, King.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 20, 2021
33. This one is pretty accurate.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 21, 2021
34. No one tell him there is a delete button.
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) January 14, 2021
35. How did Sharon become the leading video game expert?
— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) November 28, 2020